Man, F*ck This House (And Other Disasters)
by Brian Asman
Narrated by Matt Godfrey, James Anderson Foster, Andrew Gibson, Joe Hempel, Jenn Lee, Zura Johnson, Ray Porter
Why Listen to This Audiobook?
Seven narrators, including Ray Porter, tag-teaming a horror anthology where the stories get stranger and nastier than the title promises.
- Great if you want: indie horror with an anthology format and ensemble cast
- Listening experience: episodic and punchy — each story resets the dread
- Narration: full cast brings real tonal variety across wildly different premises
- Skip if: uneven short fiction frustrates you — quality varies story to story
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About This Audiobook
Sabrina Haskins believes she's found the perfect dream home for her family, but their new residence harbors dark secrets that threaten to tear them apart from within. As strange noises echo through the halls and unsettling visions plague her daily life, Sabrina discovers that previous occupants never truly left. This collection of interconnected horror tales explores how ordinary people confront extraordinary terrors, from internet memes that warp reality to coastal trips that unleash ancient evils. Each story builds a universe where malevolent forces lurk beneath suburban normalcy.
The stellar ensemble cast transforms Asman's nightmarish scenarios into an immersive audio experience that amplifies every creeping dread. Ray Porter's commanding presence anchors the collection while Matt Godfrey, James Anderson Foster, and their fellow narrators each bring distinct vocal textures that breathe life into damaged characters and mounting supernatural threats. The varied narrative voices create natural breaks between stories while maintaining atmospheric continuity throughout the twelve-hour runtime. Multiple perspectives enhance the collection's scope, making each tale feel like a whispered confession shared in darkness.